

(Source: aryastarks, via spoken-not-written)
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
(Source: deportredmayne, via spoken-not-written)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via legit-humour)
and the person im talking to doesnt hear me
then they say
“What did you say”
and im like