Turtletown Purple

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

(Source: deportredmayne, via spoken-not-written)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via legit-humour)

When i say something

lolsofunny:

kingnaij:

and the person im talking to doesnt hear me

then they say

“What did you say”

and im like

(lol here!)